Today's witchcraft uses modern
household devices to cast spells
Techno Witch and Magical
Appliances
by Samantha Stevens
My favorite episode of Bugs Bunny is the one
where Bugs turns into a witch and says: "We ride vacuum cleaners
now." It is true that the vacuum cleaner can be substituted for a
broom to do a spell. For instance, one way to get rid of negative
energy in your home would be to sprinkle sage leaves or salt all
over the floor and as you vacuum picture all the bad vibrations
being sucked up and removed along with the real dirt. I recommend
you do this after a nasty person has paid you a visit or a tragic or
upsetting event has taken place in your environment. The old way
would be to sprinkle salt all over your floor or some kind of
commercial powder and sweep the astral detritus away with a broom
and out. Lightly sprinkling salt onto the floor and vacuuming your
house in a counterclockwise direction during a waning moon is a good
idea. Think of it as a kind of Techno-Banishing Spell.
Another modern convenience, the common household drain, can also be
used for a banishing spell. Every time you rinse out your sink,
picture all bad energy in your life going down the drain as well.
Picture your burdens, troubles and bad habits swirling down the
drain. There is a spell using blueberries that is used for removing
rivals and obstacles in your path. As you crush the blueberries in
your hand you are supposed to watch the blue juice swirling down the
drain.
An automatic disposal unit can be used in the same way using various
vegetables. For instance, a classic spell to create impotence is to
take cucumbers or carrots and mulch them in your automatic disposal
unit. Potatoes, which are historically used to make poppets, (a
crude form of voodoo doll) can be carved into the shape of a person
or into a symbol of the thing you want removed from your life and
crushed in the garbage disposal the same way. You don't have to
spend a whole lot of time carving symbols out of potatoes and
wasting perfectly good food. In general, whenever you mulch, crunch,
destroy, rinse or throw something down a drain, visualize a problem
in your life disappearing along with the waste material.
The toaster is also a Techno-Witch's best friend. With a knife
lightly carve a symbol representing what you would like to happen
into a slice of bread or a frozen waffle -- a heart for love or the
amount of money you need to receive. The toasting represents the
cosmos "warming up to the idea."
All cooking practices are a form of magic. When the waffle or toast
is ready, slather it with butter, to smooth your way and honey to
make sure your wishes "stick" to you. Jam, particularly
strawberry-rhubarb, is good for a love wish. Then eat it to
symbolize bringing the magic into your life.
The blender is a useful Techno-Witch tool for both gathering and
banishing energy. The idea of a blender is to mix and mingle
different elements … so you can take various ingredients (refer to
the Magic in Food article on this site) to create love potions using
different ingredients. For instance blending strawberries, which is
a love food, with vanilla ice cream (also love) with a touch of
cinnamon (speed) could bring you a quick romance. Bring money to you
by pulverizing spinach (money bringing) with cream (represents the
smoothing of your path) to make a prosperity soup. If you are angry,
you can also use the blender to pulverize elements as described
above.
A lot of the effectiveness of magick relies on your intent and your
ability to visualize the outcome. In the old days, witches used
mortar and pestles to grind magical elements and release their
essence into the aura. These days you can use a blender, chopper or
even a coffee grinder.
The stove has always been a witch's best friend but the microwave is
the ultimate tool for the Techno-Witch. The microwave is great for
producing accelerated results. One prosperity ritual involving the
microwave is to cook a bag of microwave popcorn and while each
kernel pops, you make a point of yelling out a wish or desire. You
can do this cooking popcorn as well, but I hear the microwave brings
faster results.
You can also use your television set or radio to practice the
ancient art of bibliomancy and scrying. Only instead of using a
book, you are using sounds… I guess I would call this Tvomancy or
Radiomancy. Basically you ask a question and then randomly flip the
radio and listen to what dialogue comes out first. You can do this
too, using the television remote… ask the question and the first
image or dialogue that comes to mind contains your answer. This is a
form of Techno-Fortune Telling.
Next article I will tell you how to be a Techno Witch using
functions on your computer.
Samantha Stevens was a professional psychic at
http://www.psychicrealm.com for many years. Read more of her
articles at
http://www.newagenotebook.com. If you wish to buy Samantha's
books about metaphysics click here:
http://www.insomniacpress.com/author.php?id=110.
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